Thursday, October 23, 2008

Diwali Accident


Festive Season of Diwali often sees an increase in the number of injuries, and this time around it was me who got injured. On 20th Oct'08, a week before Diwali, I was in my local market. Someone beside the road lighted a diwali firecracker rocket which came zooming towards me and hit me on my left ear. I rushed to the hospital to get all banded up and was giving 5 stitches to stop the bleeding area.
Three days have now passed, I still have the buzzing sound in my ear, doctor says this will remain for another month. I have a small hole in my inner ear membrane and also the nerves behind it are damaged because of the shock.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Stock Market Crash Story Oct'08

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs50.'
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!! !

Welcome to the 'Stock' Market!!!!! (Sensex Stands today on loss of 801 points (7%) since yesterday at 10,528)
(by BHARAT T PUNJABI on Oct 10, 2008 07:17 PM (Rediff))